Santa’s knocking on our oast cowl – open the hatch!

As Christmas approaches and wish lists are being scribbled and posted to Father Christmas,what about families that live in an oast house, without a chimney?

Surely Santa should know that he can still bring them gifts too, even if they don’t have a chimney, right? Well we think so!

So if you live in an oast house and have young children, or just find this a funny story – then check out our ‘letter to Santa’ below…..

Santa-Chimney-Dec 2015

Dear Santa,

Today at school we learnt that you deliver our Christmas presents by jumping down the chimney into the lounge of people’s houses. It sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.

Mum and Dad have told us that our house is very special, and that not everyone lives in an old oast house, so I don’t know if you have visited one before. The problem is, we don’t have a chimney.

Don’t be nervous, you can still land your sleigh nearby and use the hatch in our oast cowl. Don’t eat too many mince pies though, you might not fit! My Mum and Dad said they will be leaving out sherry for you and a carrot for Rudolph and the rest of your reindeer, so don’t forget them when you shoot back up our oast cowl.

oh, and parking could be a little tricky too, so maybe best not park on the roof!

Thanks Santa x

Oast House Restoration & Repair


As the years roll by, your oast house can look tired and faded. Without regular maintenance the appearance can become weathered, and the wood and ironwork can become rotten, decayed and at risk of leaks and water damage. With regular cleaning and repair work you can enjoy your oast for years to come, passing on your home to the next generation and beyond.

From kiln roof maintenance to oast cowl construction, restoration and cleaning, Dude & Arnette offer a range of repair and maintenance services for oast cowls, both inside and outside, across the UK.

Over the past seven decades we’ve worked on all stages of oast and cowl decay, and have restored and repaired cowls in even the most damaged of states. Although we will always try to restore a cowl and bring it back to its original glory, sometimes it just isn’t possible. In this instance we will advise you in advance and build you a traditional wooden cowl from scratch, using many of the same techniques our family used when we began in 1937.

The longer you wait for repair work or renovation to be carried out, the greater the risk of costly problems developing within the wood and iron work. We recommend regular maintenance – around every seven years – however if Dude & Arnette carried out the original repair work, it may be left a little longer between reviews.

Visit our FAQs page to find out more, and get in touch with our expert team to organise your free quotation. You can find all of our contact details on our Contact Us page, or call us on 01622 725 898.

Our Happy Customers

Celia Sellar | Kenisham Oast Cowl

How we brought this cowl back to life

I would like to thank Darren and his team, including the crane man! For making the whole process painless from the quick removal of a badly weather-damaged poorly cowl to the beautiful, shiny restored one!

It is reassuring to know that there are still skilled craftsmen out there that are prepared to go ‘that extra mile’ to help. Efficient, professional likeable bunch. Many thanks again for a superb job. without delay.

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Our Happy Customers

John Harle | The Old Malthouse

How we brought this cowl back to life

We really couldn’t have been happier with the service. After phoning, Darren arrived the next day and we immediately felt in competent, secure hands. A written quote arrived within two days. They stuck to their price totally – no hidden extras!

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